Museum Flatulence

Alec Guinness, A Commonplace Book (London: Hamish Hamilton, 2001), p.6:

A fleshy old man, moving from room to room, apparently pausing to admire pictures and objects, but in fact quietly easing out a little gas at each stop so as not to startle the hushed tapestried world around him with a resounding fart.

Hat tip: A friend, whose name I omit, lest his reputation suffer by connection with this blog.