Sunday, October 30, 2011

Museum Flatulence

Alec Guinness, A Commonplace Book (London: Hamish Hamilton, 2001), p.6:
A fleshy old man, moving from room to room, apparently pausing to admire pictures and objects, but in fact quietly easing out a little gas at each stop so as not to startle the hushed tapestried world around him with a resounding fart.
Hat tip: A friend, whose name I omit, lest his reputation suffer by connection with this blog.

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