Friday, December 16, 2011

What to Say When Someone Farts

"Heaven preserve me! I am suffocated! Fellow! fellow! away with thee. Curse thee, fellow! get thee gone: I shall be stunk to death!"

Tobias Smollett, The Adventures of Roderick Random, Vol. I, Chap. XXXIV.

"What lusty trumpet thus doth summon us?"

William Shakespeare, King John 5.2.117.

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